School Puns
A computer student was told to work harder in
school or he wouldn't get an up-grade.
A library should have several floors because it
is a multi story building.
A student drove himself so hard that he missed
the learning curve.
A teacher used his index finger to ask a lot of pointed questions.
Eating too many snacks when studying for a test is called cramming.
His penmanship is certainly nothing to write home about.
I need to do my philosophy homework but I just Kant.
It wasn't school John disliked it was just the principal of it.
Old school principals never die, they just lose their faculties.
Old teachers never die they just lose their class.
On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books, and the
rest is history.
Retired teachers are classless.
Skipping school to bungee jump will get you suspended.
Sometimes a
pencil sharpener is needed in order to make a good point.
Teachers' hands are usually chalk-full.
Teachers who take class attendance are absent-minded.
The boy's guitar teacher helped him pick up his skills.
The school had a door made of iron. That was why it was called the
school of hard knocks.
The sign language teacher was very good with her hands.
The student was an aggressive learner - he hit the books.
The
students on the top floor of the school were upper class.
The
teacher asked a question and the students were all up in arms.
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.
Two friends took ropes to school so that they could skip out.
When the electricity went off during a storm at a school the
students were de-lighted.
Language Arts Puns
A rule of grammar: double negatives are a
no-no.
An English teacher, who was dreadfully afraid
of insects, while on a picnic screamed like a little girl when he
saw there was an antonym.
English teachers can keep a class Spell bound.
Little Jimmy told his teacher he never saw a
humming bird but he had watched a spelling bee.
The English Teacher felt odd after being fired:
it was post-grammatic stress disorder.
To write with a broken pencil is pointless.
When fish are in schools they sometimes take
debate.
Science Puns
Geology class is the foundation of a decent education.
Gravity is studied a lot because it's a very attractive field.
Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about
helium and just couldn't put it down? It was probably just light
reading.
I thought about studying astronomy for university but I knew I would
just be taking up space.
Studying fungus is a way to mold young minds.
The answers for the
geology test were written in stone.
The astronomer's research
project didn't win him the coveted Galaxy Award, but he did receive
a constellation prize.
The professor discovered that her theory of
earthquakes was on shaky ground.
The science teachers broke up
because there was no chemistry between them.
